so given that I don't chart, I realize that I cannot technically ask this question (without being beaten mercilessly with endless snark from the Bumpies out there)....

but I am trying to figure out what the eff is up with my hoo-ha.

So I was due for AF around Feb5/6th-ish. usually leading up to the day of her arrival I have really tender boobs, some light spotting, and I can occasionally feel this ache in the old hoo-ha that says "move over beotch, AF is comin' to town and she's gonna wreak some havoc".

Having not been on BCP for over 2 years, my cycles are pretty regular. That is, they are less than 30 days, and usually it's about 20-22 days or so between my periods.

So this month, I sit around and wait. Last period was Jan 6th. I would have thought surely by now (Feb 9th) - I would at least have SOME sign that she is on her way. My ta ta's are slightly sore - but nothing outrageous. There is abosutely ZERO spotting going on. I'm clean as a whistle.

Given that I can't deal with the possibility of the unknown, I've succombed to immense pressure and peed on 3 damn sticks. All BFN. Don't worry, 2 of them were cheap. I read up enough to know that $1 store HPT's are KEY when you're a newbie pee-er like moi.

So now I'm thinking we shall continue to wait...perhaps my body is just screwing with me and being like "HA! You are now trying to pay attention to this, so we are screwing with you!! mwahahhaha" yep, that's gotta be it.

stupid ovaries.